have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
be there or
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
dude get over yourself
how i fell in love
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth